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Saturday, February 12, 2011

To Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity:

Hellloooooo!
Have you ever thought of becoming insane? Or are you just bored out of your socks. either way, read this list. Trust me, it's hilarious.


To maintain a healthy level of insanity:


  • At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
  • On all your cheque stubs, write 'for marijuana'.
  • Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
  • When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won"
  • When leaving the zoo, start running towards the Car Park, screaming, "run for your lives! They're loose!"
  • Tell your children over dinner that "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
  • And the best is for last: Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Wahahaha, oh thats funny :)
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