Have you ever thought of becoming insane? Or are you just bored out of your socks. either way, read this list. Trust me, it's hilarious.
To maintain a healthy level of insanity:
- At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars, see if they slow down.
- On all your cheque stubs, write 'for marijuana'.
- Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
- When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won"
- When leaving the zoo, start running towards the Car Park, screaming, "run for your lives! They're loose!"
- Tell your children over dinner that "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go".
- And the best is for last: Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
Wahahaha, oh thats funny :)
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